I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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