Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Randomize
