I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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