We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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