Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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