I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Randomize
