: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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