After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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