these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Randomize
