she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
