yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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