Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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