Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
