How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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