And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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