We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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