I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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