she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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