This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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