my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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