ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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