And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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