I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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