Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Randomize
