His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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