it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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