When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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