oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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