I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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