I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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