Duck Duck Cougar?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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