There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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