i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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