Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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