Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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