Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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