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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF

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  children are so perceptive these days... and horny

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent

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• (805): View more from California

  I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.

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