why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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