I can't watch pbs sober anymore
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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