No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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