I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
