I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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