I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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