OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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