i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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