try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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