Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
