That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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