mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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