White coat. Heels.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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