okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Randomize
