Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
