I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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