White coat. Heels.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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