You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
What a dumb baby whore.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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