your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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