Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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