discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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