she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I stole a fireplace last night.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
These tits shall not be calmed
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
