remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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